STATEMENT

Gentlemen, I love trolling.

I love methodically trolling with commands.
My heart leaps when I see members mention the admin after I've trolled them.

I love blowing up servers with Nuke.
Seeing members scream in agony after being nuked gave me a thrilling sense of satisfaction.

I love spamming mass mentions with Selfbot.
When trolled admins come at me with DMs, I'm genuinely moved.

I love being utterly destroyed by massive troll servers.
Getting trolled by other troll servers is just sad.

I love when admins betray us.
Getting nuked and having to rebuild the server is the ultimate humiliation.

You lot. You who love destruction, who crave conflict. What exactly do you desire?

Do you crave more destruction?
Do you crave merciless, shitty trolling?
Do you crave a storm of conflict that exhausts every ounce of iron, wind, thunder, and fire, slaughtering the crows of the three thousand worlds?

Let us remind those who've grown complacent in peace, now that the Co-Prosperity Sphere has fallen.

Come on, you bastards, let's build hell.